A Sardar Went To Pizza Hut.

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

Monster fish

Sea Animal

Phone Wallpapers

Change

                                                  Change will not come if we wait for
                                                  some other person or some other time
                                                  we are the ones we've been waiting for
                                                  we are the change that we seek.

Happiness can be found

 
                                                    Happiness can be found
                                                    even in the darkest of times.
                                                    if one only remember to
                                                    turn on the light.

Friend

                                           
                                                  what's worse than having an enemy?
                                                  having a friend that doesn't care.

Teacher and pappu

Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

So cute

Great Power

                       
                                                    With great power
                                                     Comes great responsibillity.

My love

                                                      My love is of a birth as rare
                                                      As 'tis for object strange and high:
                                                      It was begotten by Despair
                                                      Upon Impossibility.

                                                       Magnanimous Despair alone
                                                      Could show me so divine a thing,
                                                      Where feeble Hope could ne'er have flown
                                                      But vainly flapped its tinsel wing.

                                                      And yet I quickly might arrive
                                                      Where my extended soul is fixed
                                                      But Fate does iron wedges drive,
                                                      And always crowds itself betwixt.

                                                      For Fate with jealous eye does see
                                                      Two perfect loves, nor lets them close:
                                                      Their union would her ruin be,
                                                      And her tyrranic power depose.

                                                      And therefore her decrees of steel
                                                      Us as the distant Poles have placed
                                                      (Though Love's whole world on us doth wheel)
                                                      Not by themselves to be embraced,

                                                      Unless the giddy heaven fall,
                                                      And earth some new convulsion tear;
                                                      And, us to join, the world should all
                                                      Be cramped into a planisphere.

                                                      As lines (so loves) oblique may well
                                                      Themselves in every angle greet:
                                                       But ours so truly parallel,
                                                      Though infinite, can never meet.

                                                      Therefore the love which us doth bind,
                                                       But Fate so enviously debars,
                                                       Is the conjunction of the mind,
                                                       And opposition of the stars.

                                                                                           by Andrew Marvell

Funny Sardar

Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket

Sardar: Give two tickets

Conductor: Why two?

Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there

Conductor: What if you lose both?

Sardar: No problem, I have pass...

Santa Singh: Banta, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

Banta: Are, woh to gaadi hai.

Santa: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

Banta: Are bhai, woh toh simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

International Bhikhari

Bhikhari: 100 Rs dedo bhai


Person: Arre.. tu bhikh maang raha hai ki majak kar raha hai.


Bhikhari: Bhikh maang raha hoon.


Person (angrily): tu pagal to nahi hua jo 100 Rs maang raha hai.


Bhikhari: Main ek senior bhikhari hoon.


Mera upgradation hua hai.


Pehle main 5 saal Boriwali station pe 10 Rs maangta tha.


Usake baad main 5 saal Dadar station pe 20 Rs ki bhikh maangata tha.


Abhi Colaba mein mera transfer hua hai.


Jara mere status ka to khayal karo!

WOW

Unique picture

A tree that bleeds

This year’s election is a Bachelor’s Party

This year’s election is a Bachelor’s Party

Narendra Modi,

Rahul Gandhi

Jayalalitha

Mayawati

Mamta Bannerji

Anna Hazare….

Desh ka bhavishya keval Kunwara Vyakti hi badal sakta hai…

Kyunki… Shaadi-Shuda insaan to saala TV ka channel bhi apni marzi se nahin badal sakta!!

Gazal By Indian AAM AADMI

Gazal By Indian AAM AADMI
Yeh Anna hazare be le lo
Yeh Lokpall be le lo
Bhale cheen lo Hum se Bipasha Basu
Magar Hum Ko Lauta do
Woh Kimti Purani
Woh Atta
Woh Gas
Woh Bijli
Woh Pani
Badi Meharbaani…!
Badi Meharbaani…!

Satellite

Hello

Boy: Hello, Pammi darling… kaisi ho?
Girl: Who’s this?
Boy: Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!
Girl: Tu Bunty hai na.
Boy: Yes; but how do you know ?
Girl: Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na.
Boy: Yes but how you know me??
Girl: Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na…..
Boy: Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata?
Girl: Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun!!
Tune ‘Pummi’ ko nahi, ‘Mummi’ ko phone lagaya hai!!