Extreme love

Main is hisaar se niklun to aur kuch sochun,
Tumhare pyar se niklun to aur kuch sochun,
Racha hua h tera ishq meri nas nas me,
Main is gubar se niklun to aur kuch sochun....

Bad luck

Wife(sms): Hi baby.

Husb: Hiii honey..(sending failed)

Wife: R u there??

Husb: Yes yes...im here...(sending failed)

Wife: R u ignorng me or wat??

Husb: Honey im nt..i m ryt here.. (sending failed)

Wife: Its over..dnt evr talk to me again!

Husb: Marja kameeni (message sent)..                

Aadmi galat nahi hotta, haalaat galat hotte hain.

Logic

A student failed in law & decided to make a deal with professor.

Sir, do u know everything about law?

Prof: Yes.

Student: If u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u cant, u have to give me "A".

Professor agreed.

Boy asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"

Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.

He had to finally give up as he really did not know.

He gave the boy his "A".

The following day, professor askd same ques to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one student.

He answered:
Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, dis is legal but not logical.

Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but not legal.

Ur wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet u have given him an "A", dis is neither logical nor legal.

The professor collapsed...

Awesome

Clear sea

Male logic

MALE LOGIC
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per
beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
Woman: And how long have you been
drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3
beers a day,
which puts your spending each
month at $450.
In one year, it would be
approximately $5400 …correct?
Man: Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400,
the past 20 years puts your spending
at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink
so much beer,
you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where’s your Ferrari ?

Beauty of nature

"I AM PREGNANT"

"I AM PREGNANT" she TOLD her
MAN... he
SMILED and KISSED her LIPS and
said
"CORRECTION my LOVE, we ARE
pregnant.

FOR that CHILD in YOUR womb is
HALF of
ME and HALF of YOU; and I will
NOT
let
YOU go THROUGH the PREGNANCY alone. ­.. I may NOT carry OUR
child BUT i
WILL carry YOU and OUR child IN
my
HEART and CARE. I WILL be THE best
FATHER to OUR child... WE are
PREGNANT!"

Now that's a REAL man

Twins around the world.

Hum chahkar bhi tumhe pa na sake

Hum chahkar bhi tumhe pa na sake

Par tumne na chahkar bhi hume pa liya

Hum na chahkar bhi tumhe bhulane ki koshish kar rahe hai

Par tum chahkar bhi hume bhula na sake

Hum chahkar bhi tumhe khushiya na de sake

Par tum na chahkar bhi hume khushiya de gaye

Hum chahkar bhi pyaar nibha na sake

Par tum na chahkar bhi pyaar nibha gaye…


Woh roye to muh mod ke roye,

Koi mazburi hogi jo dil tod ke roye,

Mere samne tukde kar diye meri tasveer ke,

Baad mein pata chala ke unhe jod ke roye.


Unhone dekha aur aansu ghir pade,

bhari barsaat me jaise phul bhikar pade,

dukh vo nahi ki unhone hume alvida kaha,

dukh tho ye hai ki uske baad vo khud ro pade…


Dard to Zindagi ki sabse badi sachchai hai,

Zindagi kab bhala Dard se bach payi hai,

MaiNe socha tha dard door hai mujhe se bahut,

Har pal mili mujhe dard se ruswai hai,

Halat-e-dil kaise bataon main tumhe,

Pyar mein tere chot bahut ghadi khayi hai,

Dil ne socha tha kare gaye Mohabbat ki baatain,

Kyun pyar mein ki tune bewafai hai.


Zamane bhar ki baaton mein hamein na bhula dena,

Jab kabhi yaad aaye to zara sa muskura dena,

Zinda rahe to milenge bar-bar sanam,

Nahi to har Diwali mere naam ka diya jala dena.


Rulane se pahale ek bar hansaya to hota,

Kasoor kya hai is dil ka bataya to hota,

Mili saza us khata ki jo na ki kabhi hamne,

Kash yeh dil kabhi kahin lagaya na hota …