Friday, January 10, 2014
Naughty joke
Ladki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota h?
Ladka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano me wohi hota h jo cement or ret k darmiyan pani ka hota h
Suppose,
Ladka=cement
Ladki=ret
Love=pani
ab agar cement or ret ko mila dia jaye to wo strong nai honge
lekin agar in me pani mix kar dia jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kr sakta
Ladki (hans k): saale tu shakal se hi mazdoor lagta hai.
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Saturday, December 28, 2013
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Difference
A Girl's facebook status:-"Travelled in Bus after long time"
Comments Left by Male friends :-
1) Awww, so sweet..!!!
2) May be nextime will go together sweetie...!!!
3) Wow, i want to experience it..!!!
4) You went without me..?:(
5) Wonderful dear..!!!
6) Superlike!!!
A Boy's facebook status:- "Travelled in Bus after a long time.."
Comments Left by same Male friends :-
1) Haan toh saale hum kya kare..?
2) Bas yehi teri aukat hai.!!
3) Kamine ab auto mai bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya..??
4) Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar de..!!!
5) Usi bus ka conductor ban ja kutte.
6) Ticket kharida ki nahi Bhikhari ?
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Must read
Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)
Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)
Boy: But why do you treat me like that??
Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am)
Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)
Boy: Ok good night dear,
i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think
Girl(typing): ohh hi dear…
Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply…
N wow darling thats a gr8 newz….
I love you a lot..
N when shall we go ? (12:05am)
Boy: (last seen 12:06am)
Girl: Baby please answer me na…
dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am)
Boy: (last seen 12:09am)
Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load..
So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am)
Boy: (last seen 12:12am)
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Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that
tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am)
Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh