1 Mendak Nikal ker Bola-
Pani Me To aa Teri Udasi Utaru sale,
apni wali ke chakkar me Meri wali Ka Sir Fod dia.
Ek Ladka Aur Ek Ladki Ki Shaadi Hui..Aap Yakeen Nahi Karoge Ke Doosrey Din Hi Unka Bachaa Hua . . . . . . Khana Kharab Ho Gaya.. Fridge Me Nahi Rakha Tha Na ! Apki Soch Ko Mera Slaam
Study Tip 1
Understand your study topics in your own words: Your teacher or lecturer can explain something to you, you can learn it from a text book, your friends can study with you, even your own notes can explain it to you but all these explanations are of little use if, by the end, you can’t explain what you have learned to yourself. If you don’t understand a study concept that you need to illustrate in an exam to get top exam results, then you won’t be happy with your end exam result. To combat this, get into the habit of explaining whatever it is you are studying, in your own words, so you understand your study notes. The key to help improve your memory is to understand what you’ve learned when you are studying it. So don’t just memorise and tick off the list – make sure you understand your theory.
Study Tip 2
Don’t be afraid to ask study questions: Of course, depending on what you’re studying, it may be quite difficult to get into a position to understand a concept,theory or other information you need to learn. This is where it is invaluable to ask questions of your teachers, lecturers or other educators. Don’t be afraid of asking a ‘stupid’ question – there really is no such thing when it comes to study and learning! Embrace your curiosity, for as William Arthur Ward said: “Curiosity is the wick in the candle of learning.” Doing so will allow you to fill in the blanks and better prepare you for exams.
Study Tip 3
Quiz yourself: Once you feel you understand a concept or a topic, it is important to test yourself on it. Try and replicate exam conditions as much as possible: turn your phone off, don’t talk, time yourself etc. You can set yourself a study quiz or practice exam questions and, so long as you approach it with the right mindset, you can get a very good idea of how much you know. You gain a greater insight into where you stand in relation to what you’ve studied so far. Also, it will give you some much need exam preparation, making the actual exam a more comfortable experience. Flashcards are ideal for boosting your memory and help you recall theory, definitions and key dates – these are great for quick study sessions, especially straight before an exam.
Study Tip 4
Get Creative with online study tools: Don’t feel obliged to just sit in front of a book with a highlighter; there are many different ways to study. You should pick whatever works for you. Try using as many study tools and techniques as possible to help you study better and find what works best for you. Perfect examples of such study tools would be online flashcards, mind maps, mnemonics, online study planners, video and audio resources. Login to your ExamTime account now to access your free online study tools; mind maps, flashcards, study quizzes and practice exam answers and bring your study notes with you wherever you are.
Study Tip 5
Set your study goals and create a flexible study plan: In order to achieve exam success you need to know what you want to achieve. That’s why it is extremely important to set your Study Goals now and outline to yourself what you need to do. With your study goals in mind and your end of year exams weeks and months away it makes sense to have a flexible study plan as opposed to a rigid one. The closer you get to your exams the more concrete your study plan should be, but at this point it should be porous. It should be broad enough to allow you to add and change aspects but concise enough so you know you’re covering each subject/topic as best you can at this point.
Seham Gaya Hu Andhero Se Koi Chiraag To Jalaye Raste Bhi Veeran Manzil Bhi Nahi Hai Aansan
Koi Ek Ishara To Dikhlaye Toot Ke Bikhara Sa Ja Raha Hu Koi To Rishto Se Jodkar Jaye Bhut Dino Se Kismat Banzar Padi Hui Hai Koi Thodi Reham Ki Barish To Kar Jaye
Log Kehte Hain Badle-Badle Se Lag Rahe Hai Hum Zara Koi Aaina To Dikhaye
Log Kehte Hai Ki Hum Tanhaiyo Me Jiya Krte Hai Wo Hai Humare Pas Koi Ye Ehsas To Dilaye
Ye Sunkar Har Zakhm Hara Ho Gaya Waqt In Par Thodi Marham To Lagaye
Nahi Rok Sakte In Chalkti Aankho Se Aansuo Ka Behna Koi Inhe Poch Kar To Dikhlaye
Kehte Hai Jeet Lenge Zindagi Jo Unka Sath Hoga Par Koi Ye Wada Nibha Ke To Batlaye
Solve this, if u think…..u r brilliant…
1. I am a 11 letter Indian city.
2. Last 6 letters is fruit name.
3. 7,8,3 letters is a bird name.
4. 6,7,5,3 is an organ in the face.
5. 1,8,3 is used by a student
6. 9,5,3 is a soap name
101% brain work.
Abhishek bachchan to aradhya: I am ur mom's first love...
Aradhya: lekin google to Bol raha his ki pehle salman uncle tha, uske baad Vivek uncle...
Ash n Abhishek shocked
Aradhya: Idea Internet jab lagaving... India ko no ullo banaoing....no ullo banaoing...☝
प्रोफेसर (वकालत की क्लास में): अगर तुम्हें
किसी को संतरा देना हो तो क्या बोलोगे?
पप्पू: यह संतरा लो।
प्रोफेसर: नहीं, एक वकील की तरह बोलो।
पप्पू: मैं एतद् द्वारा अपनी पूरी रुचि और
बिना किसी के दबाव में इस फल को,
जो संतरा कहलाता है, उसके छिलके, रस, गूदे और
बीज समेत धारक को देता हूं और साथ ही इस बात
का सम्पूर्ण अधिकार भी कि इसे लेने वाला इसे
काटने, छीलने, फ्रिज में रखने या खाने के लिए
पूरी तरह अधिकार रखेगा और साथ ही यह
भी अधिकार रखेगा कि इसे वह दूसरे को छिलके, रस,
गूदे और बीज के बिना या उसके साथ दे सकता है
और इसके बाद मेरा किसी भी प्रकार से इस संतरे से
कोई संबंध नहीं रह जाएगा।
भिखारी:-
दादी रोटी दीजिए खाने के
लिए
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दादी:- अभी तैयार नहीं है,
बाद में आना
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भिखारी:- 95 95 973764
ये मेरा मोबाइल नंबर है, तैयार
होते ही मिस कॉल कर देना
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"भिखारी rocks दादी shocks"
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पिक्चर अभी बाकी है मेरे दोस्त
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दादी:- अरे मिस कॉल
क्या करना, थोड़ी देर के बाद
जब
रोटी बन जाएगी
तो WhatsApp पर अपलोड कर
दूंगी डाउनलोड करके
खा लेना !!
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"अब दादी rocks
भिखारी shocks"
!!!!!!!Haso Mat Market Me Naya He Wahh!!!!!!!
BEHAVIOUR DAY
Apne Sare cntacts ko ye Msg kren or Unka Point Of View Janiye Apne behavior k Bare me
Ap k Khayal me Mera behavior Kesa hy?
* Educated
* Gusse Wala
* Cute
* Happy
* Romantic
* Shararti
* Loving
* Nice
* Masti
* Masoom
* Rude
* Sad
Agr 3 same rply ae to smjh jana k ap ka behavior wesa he hy! Plz reply
Interview Starts...HR
OFFICER:- what is your name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
HR OFFICER:- In full please
MUZO:- Muzo Phiri
HR OFFICER:- your father's name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
HR OFFICER:- what does that mean?
MUZO:- Melvin Phiri
HR OFFICER:- your native place?
MUZO: M.P sir
HR OFFICER:- what's that?
MUZO:- Muchinga Province
HR OFFICER:- what is your qualification?
MUZO:- M.P
HR OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!
MUZO:- Mathematics Professor
HR OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?
MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir
HR OFFICER: meaning?
MUZO:- Money Problems
HR OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
MUZO: MP sir.
HR OFFICER: and what is that?
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality
HR OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
MUZO:- sir, how was my M.P sir?
HR OFFICER:- and what's that again?
MUZO:- My Performance.
HR OFFICER:- I think u hv an M.P
MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
HR OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!
Don't laugh alone. Send to friends.
The WhatsApp Song:
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In Tone: Tum Hi Ho (Aashiqui 2)
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Hum offline ab reh nahi sakte
Tere bina kya status mera (2)
Tujhse agar BLOCK kabhi ho jaayenge.
toh khud se hi ho jayenge judatum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
Mera Status bhi, mera DP bhi,
Mera Update bhi ab tum hi ho..
Tera mera rishta hai kaisa,
Ik pal offline gawara nahi,
Tere liye Online hai rehete,
Tujh ko diya mera Waqt sabhi,
Koi lamha mera na ho WhatsApp bina,
Har page pe he naam tera...
Kyunki tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
‘Hmmmm’ bhi, mera 'OK' bhi,ab tum hi ho.
Tumhi ho... Tumhi ho...
Tere liye Online raha mein
Tere 'Last Seen' ne mujhko sambhala
dusro ke msgs ko dil se nikala
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Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho..
'OKEY' bhi, mera 'K' bhi
Mera 'OK' bhi ab tum hi ho....
Kunki ab tum hi ho.....
Plz forward to all of urz sweet buddy .....The WhatsApp Song:
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Jaldi frwd karo market mai naya hai
अगर जींदगी मे कुछ पाना हो तो
तरीके बदलो, ईरादे नही.
जब सड़क पर बारात नाच
रही हो तो हॉर्न मार-मार के परेशान
ना हो, गाडी से उतरकर थोड़ा नाच लें, मन शान्त होगा। टाइम तो उतना लगना ही है।
जब बचपन था, तो जवानी एक ड्रीम था...
जब जवान हुए, तो बचपन एक ज़माना था... !!
जब घर में रहते थे, आज़ादी अच्छी लगती थी...
आज आज़ादी है, फिर भी घर जाने की जल्दी रहती है... !!
कभी होटल में जाना पिज़्ज़ा, बर्गर खाना पसंद था...
आज घर पर आना और माँ के हाथ का खाना पसंद है... !!!
स्कूल में जिनके साथ ज़गड़ते थे, आज उनको ही इंटरनेट पे तलाशते है... !!
ख़ुशी किसमे होतीं है, ये पता अब चला है...
बचपन क्या था, इसका एहसास अब हुआ है...
काश बदल सकते हम ज़िंदगी के कुछ साल..
.काश जी सकते हम, ज़िंदगी फिर एक बार...!!
✏जब हमारे पास चार रंगों से लिखने
वाली एक पेन हुआ करती थी और हम
सभी के बटन को एक साथ दबाने
की कोशिश किया करते थे |
जब आँख बंद कर सोने का नाटक करते
थे ताकि कोई हमें गोद में उठा के बिस्तर तक पहुचा दे |
सोचा करते थे की ये चाँद
हमारी साइकिल के पीछे पीछे
क्यों चल रहा हैं |
On/Off वाले स्विच को बीच में
अटकाने की कोशिश किया करते थे |
फल के बीज को इस डर से नहीं खाते
थे की कहीं हमारे पेट में पेड़ न उग जाए |
फ्रिज को धीरे से बंद करके ये जानने
की कोशिश करते थे की इसकी लाइट
कब बंद होती हैं |
सच , बचपन में सोचते हम बड़े
क्यों नहीं हो रहे ?
और अब सोचते हम बड़े क्यों हो गए ?
ये दौलत भी ले लो..ये शोहरत भी ले लो
भले छीन लो मुझसे मेरी जवानी...
मगर मुझको लौटा दो बचपन
का सावन ....
वो कागज़
की कश्ती वो बारिश का पानी..
Aiswariya’s Daughter Araddhya Going To Play School.. Teacher- Who Is Your Grand Father?? Araddhya- Big B.. Teacher- Who Is Your Mother?? Araddhya- Miss World.. Teacher- Who Is Your Father..?? Araddhya- No Idea Sir Ji.
Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari. . . . . . . Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?
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Mom: What happened dear? | ||||||||||||
Daughter: Mom do I look like a wicked witch? | ||||||||||||
Mom: No! | ||||||||||||
Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad? | ||||||||||||
Mom: No! | ||||||||||||
Daughter: Is my nose flat? | ||||||||||||
Mom: No baby! | ||||||||||||
Daughter: Am I fat like a bulldog? | ||||||||||||
Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll! | ||||||||||||
Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom? |
Today is whatsapp chocolate day Send dis 2 al ur Contacts (all contacts ..no cheating) nd c wat they feel abt u...
Silk - i miss u
Perk - i hate u.
5star - ur a star
Munch - ur cool
Gems - ur sumthng special to me
Dairy milk - i love u.
Bournville - i cant love u but i like u
Nutties - ur naughty
Fruit n nut - ur my world
Temptations- ur Attractive
Milky bar - no 1 can replace u
Crunch - wel wisher
Kitkat - bst frnd
First reply me
Really Meaningfull
Titan to Rolex
Titan : Tu bhi waqt batata hai, mein bhi waqt batata hu, lekin phir bhi teri izzat zyada kyu hai ??
Rolex : Dost....Tu "insaan ko waqt" batata hai Aur mein...
"Insaan Ka Waqt" Batata hu ...!
Duniya ke 7 such
1----- aap apni ankho pe sabun nahi laga sakte.
2----- aap apne baal nahi gin sakte.
3-----aap saans nahi le sakte jab aapki jeeb bahar ho.
4-----aapne abhi abhi point 3 try kiya hey.
5-----aapko laga ki aap point 3 kar sakte ho .lakin aap sirf ek dog ki tarha lag rahe the.
6-----ab aap muskura rahe ho kyoki aap dog ke saath ullu bhi ban gay.
7 -----ab aap soch rahe ho ki apna gussa kisko forward karke nikalu.
10 friend ko send kro.
and receive interesting ans.
Mjhe k0i Q Pasand kryga?
Aur jo Answer 4 sa zeyada ajaye samjho k usi Waja sey pasand kia jata hai?
1.Bolne ka style?
2.Eyes ki wja sy?
3.Dressing?
4.Face?
5.Gap shup?
6.Zahanat?
7.Masumiat?
8.Khubsurti?
9.Sincerity?
10.smile?
11.nakhre?
12 I luv u?
13. Emotional? Fst rply me before sending
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Friendship Diary: | ||||
1- Name _______, | ||||
2- Nick Name ______, | ||||
3- Date of Birth _______, | ||||
4- Education _______, | ||||
5- Koi achi Aadat _______, | ||||
6- Koi buri Aadat _______, | ||||
7- Pasandeda Rishta _______, | ||||
8- Pasandeda Colour _______, | ||||
9- Pasandeda Dish ________, | ||||
10- Mujh se Dosti ki waja ________, | ||||
11- Lover Name ________, | ||||
12- Best Friend Name _______. | ||||
Reply with Truth. Plz reply i am waiting......., |
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Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U, | ||||
U dont realise it...When U realise it, | ||||
Its too late, | ||||
U always love the one who leaves U & | ||||
Leave the one who loves U... |
~*~Fact of The Life~*~ | |||||||
A THIRD person never CREATES any MISUNDERSTANDING between TWO people. | |||||||
But | |||||||
A MISUNDERSTANDING between TWO people CREATE SPACE for THIRD person. |
Having a BoyFriend or GirlFriend is not LOVE | ||||
But... | ||||
Having someone in your life on whom | ||||
You have blind faith that | ||||
Even if you hurt them to the extreme | ||||
They will still hold your hand & say | ||||
"I was, I am, n I will ALWAYS be yours..." | ||||
That's Love, That's Life |
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By Suryakant Tripathi 'Nirala' |