Wife(sms): Hi baby.
Husb: Hiii honey..(sending failed)
Wife: R u there??
Husb: Yes yes...im here...(sending failed)
Wife: R u ignorng me or wat??
Husb: Honey im nt..i m ryt here.. (sending failed)
Wife: Its over..dnt evr talk to me again!
Husb: Marja kameeni (message sent)..
Aadmi galat nahi hotta, haalaat galat hotte hain.
A student failed in law & decided to make a deal with professor.
Sir, do u know everything about law?
Prof: Yes.
Student: If u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u cant, u have to give me "A".
Professor agreed.
Boy asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"
Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.
He had to finally give up as he really did not know.
He gave the boy his "A".
The following day, professor askd same ques to his students.
He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.
He asked one student.
He answered:
Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, dis is legal but not logical.
Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but not legal.
Ur wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet u have given him an "A", dis is neither logical nor legal.
The professor collapsed...
MALE LOGIC
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per
beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
Woman: And how long have you been
drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3
beers a day,
which puts your spending each
month at $450.
In one year, it would be
approximately $5400 …correct?
Man: Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400,
the past 20 years puts your spending
at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink
so much beer,
you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where’s your Ferrari ?
