Sunday, June 23, 2013

Male logic

MALE LOGIC
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per
beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
Woman: And how long have you been
drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3
beers a day,
which puts your spending each
month at $450.
In one year, it would be
approximately $5400 …correct?
Man: Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400,
the past 20 years puts your spending
at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink
so much beer,
you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where’s your Ferrari ?

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