Saturday, May 31, 2014

Funny story

Hum To Aise Hi Udas Bethe Pani Me Pathar Maar Rahe The,
1 Mendak Nikal ker Bola-
Pani Me To aa Teri Udasi Utaru sale,
apni wali ke chakkar me Meri wali Ka Sir Fod dia.

Ek Ladka Aur Ek ladki

Ek Ladka Aur Ek Ladki Ki Shaadi Hui..Aap Yakeen Nahi Karoge Ke Doosrey Din Hi Unka Bachaa Hua . . . . . . Khana Kharab Ho Gaya.. Fridge Me Nahi Rakha Tha Na ! Apki Soch Ko Mera Slaam

Tip For Glowing Skin This Summer

1. Keep yourself hydrated Water is the key solution to a majority of our skin problems. Apart from quenching your thirst, water really works wonders for your skin. Natural products like coconut water, fruit juices or just a glass of cold water is all that you need to keep you well-hydrated. It also detoxifies your skin and keeps it soft and supple, just the way you want it.

2. Cleansing Cleansing gives your skin the moisture it needs, and also keeps it clean and free from dead skin cells. If you are using commercial brands, go for cleansers with Aloe Vera and cucumber bases. You can also mix yogurt and honey to make a natural cleanser that will cleanse and moisturise your skin. Wash it off with cold water for additional benefit.

3. Toning After cleansing, the next step for a perfect, glowing skin is toning. While cleansing frees your skin from unwanted toxins, toning makes sure that your skin stays vibrant throughout the summer. It gives your skin the moisture it needs, and also keeps it clean and free from dead skin cells. The pH level of the skin is also balanced with toning, leading to a healthy skin. Glycerin and rose water, when mixed together, work as a perfect home-made toner. Toning your skin with this mixture before going to bed will not only give you a healthy skin but will also take care of pimples and other skin problems that worry you.

4. Moisturizing When the sun shines bright on you, it sucks the moisture out of your body and skin, which can be extremely harmful in the long run. To prevent skin dehydration, make it a point to moisturize your skin well. Water-based moisturizers should always be preferred over oil-based ones as the oils used may not suit your skin type.

5. Yoga All the above steps will keep your skin glowing during the summer but yoga, undoubtedly, doubles the benefits. Early-morning yoga exposes your skin to fresh air. It also increases blood circulation in your body and boosts blood supply. If you can't devote much time for yoga, make sure that you walk as much as you can during the day. That will also help your blood circulation.

Top 5 study tips

Study Tip 1

Understand your study topics in your own words: Your teacher or lecturer can explain something to you, you can learn it from a text book, your friends can study with you, even your own notes can explain it to you but all these explanations are of little use if, by the end, you can’t explain what you have learned to yourself. If you don’t understand a study concept that you need to illustrate in an exam to get top exam results, then you won’t be happy with your end exam result. To combat this, get into the habit of explaining whatever it is you are studying, in your own words, so you understand your study notes. The key to help improve your memory is to understand what you’ve learned when you are studying it. So don’t just memorise and tick off the list – make sure you understand your theory.

Study Tip 2

Don’t be afraid to ask study questions: Of course, depending on what you’re studying, it may be quite difficult to get into a position to understand a concept,theory or other information you need to learn. This is where it is invaluable to ask questions of your teachers, lecturers or other educators. Don’t be afraid of asking a ‘stupid’ question – there really is no such thing when it comes to study and learning! Embrace your curiosity, for as William Arthur Ward said: “Curiosity is the wick in the candle of learning.” Doing so will allow you to fill in the blanks and better prepare you for exams.

Study Tip 3

Quiz yourself: Once you feel you understand a concept or a topic, it is important to test yourself on it. Try and replicate exam conditions as much as possible: turn your phone off, don’t talk, time yourself etc. You can set yourself a study quiz or practice exam questions and, so long as you approach it with the right mindset, you can get a very good idea of how much you know. You gain a greater insight into where you stand in relation to what you’ve studied so far. Also, it will give you some much need exam preparation, making the actual exam a more comfortable experience. Flashcards are ideal for boosting your memory and help you recall theory, definitions and key dates – these are great for quick study sessions, especially straight before an exam.

Study Tip 4

Get Creative with online study tools: Don’t feel obliged to just sit in front of a book with a highlighter; there are many different ways to study. You should pick whatever works for you. Try using as many study tools and techniques as possible to help you study better and find what works best for you. Perfect examples of such study tools would be online flashcards, mind maps, mnemonics, online study planners, video and audio resources. Login to your ExamTime account now to access your free online study tools; mind maps, flashcards, study quizzes and practice exam answers and bring your study notes with you wherever you are.

Study Tip 5

Set your study goals and create a flexible study plan: In order to achieve exam success you need to know what you want to achieve. That’s why it is extremely important to set your Study Goals now and outline to yourself what you need to do. With your study goals in mind and your end of year exams weeks and months away it makes sense to have a flexible study plan as opposed to a rigid one. The closer you get to your exams the more concrete your study plan should be, but at this point it should be porous. It should be broad enough to allow you to add and change aspects but concise enough so you know you’re covering each subject/topic as best you can at this point.

Seham Gaya hu andhero se

Seham Gaya Hu Andhero Se Koi Chiraag To Jalaye Raste Bhi Veeran Manzil Bhi Nahi Hai Aansan

Koi Ek Ishara To Dikhlaye Toot Ke Bikhara Sa Ja Raha Hu Koi To Rishto Se Jodkar Jaye Bhut Dino Se Kismat Banzar Padi Hui Hai Koi Thodi Reham Ki Barish To Kar Jaye

Log Kehte Hain Badle-Badle Se Lag Rahe Hai Hum Zara Koi Aaina To Dikhaye

Log Kehte Hai Ki Hum Tanhaiyo Me Jiya Krte Hai Wo Hai Humare Pas Koi Ye Ehsas To Dilaye

Ye Sunkar Har Zakhm Hara Ho Gaya Waqt In Par Thodi Marham To Lagaye

Nahi Rok Sakte In Chalkti Aankho Se Aansuo Ka Behna Koi Inhe Poch Kar To Dikhlaye

Kehte Hai Jeet Lenge Zindagi Jo Unka Sath Hoga Par Koi Ye Wada Nibha Ke To Batlaye

Brain work

Solve this, if u think…..u r brilliant…

1. I am a 11 letter Indian city.

2. Last 6 letters is fruit name.

3. 7,8,3 letters is a bird name.

4. 6,7,5,3 is an organ in the face.

5. 1,8,3 is used by a  student

6. 9,5,3 is a soap name

101% brain work.

10 Hair Health Tips

1 A well-balanced diet is the best way to keep your hair healthy and strong. Eat plenty of fruit and vegetables, nuts, brown rice, beans and pulses,  and you’ll have tresses in top condition in no time.

2 Use the right shampoo and conditioner for your hair type. Pick a combo for fine, greasy, dry or coloured hair, and stick to it! There’s a specialist product made to care especially for you.

3 The sun, even during winter, has drying effects on your hair and can fade colour. Use products that contain sunscreens and cover up in direct sunlight during the summer.

4 Massaging your scalp for a few minutes each day will stimulate circulation and remove dead skin cells, helping to prevent dandruff.

5 If you have oily hair, rinse it with diluted, fresh lemon juice or cider vinegar for superb shine, and to eradicate those greasy roots.

6 Shoulder-length hair is, on average, about two years old, so treat it like a piece of fine, old lace. Avoid unnecessary brushing, combing or handling – use soft bristles that flex in the brush.

7 Pay careful attention to how you wash your tresses: rub shampoo into the palms of your hands and distribute evenly, lather and repeat with half as much shampoo. Rinse and apply a matching conditioner mainly to the ends and mid-lengths.

8 If you lead a busy life and don’t have time to cook, supplement your diet with the hair-building vitamins B6, B12, evening primrose oil, folic acid and a good multivitamin.

9 Help your hair to reach its growth potential by eating well and getting lots of sleep.

10 Stress and negative emotions can play a part in hair loss, flaky scalp conditions and excess sebum (oil) production. Find time to relax and de-stress for healthy locks.

Cute and funny sms

Abhishek bachchan to aradhya: I am ur mom's first love...
Aradhya: lekin google to Bol raha his ki pehle salman uncle tha, uske baad Vivek uncle...
Ash n Abhishek shocked
Aradhya: Idea Internet jab lagaving... India ko no ullo banaoing....no ullo banaoing...☝

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Funny class

प्रोफेसर (वकालत की क्लास में): अगर तुम्हें
किसी को संतरा देना हो तो क्या बोलोगे?
पप्पू: यह संतरा लो।
प्रोफेसर: नहीं, एक वकील की तरह बोलो।
पप्पू: मैं एतद् द्वारा अपनी पूरी रुचि और
बिना किसी के दबाव में इस फल को,
जो संतरा कहलाता है, उसके छिलके, रस, गूदे और
बीज समेत धारक को देता हूं और साथ ही इस बात
का सम्पूर्ण अधिकार भी कि इसे लेने वाला इसे
काटने, छीलने, फ्रिज में रखने या खाने के लिए
पूरी तरह अधिकार रखेगा और साथ ही यह
भी अधिकार रखेगा कि इसे वह दूसरे को छिलके, रस,
गूदे और बीज के बिना या उसके साथ दे सकता है
और इसके बाद मेरा किसी भी प्रकार से इस संतरे से
कोई संबंध नहीं रह जाएगा।

Funny beggar

भिखारी:-
दादी रोटी दीजिए खाने के
लिए
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दादी:- अभी तैयार नहीं है,
बाद में आना
.
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भिखारी:- 95 95 973764
ये मेरा मोबाइल नंबर है, तैयार
होते ही मिस कॉल कर देना
.......
"भिखारी rocks दादी shocks"
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पिक्चर अभी बाकी है मेरे दोस्त
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दादी:- अरे मिस कॉल
क्या करना, थोड़ी देर के बाद
जब
रोटी बन जाएगी
तो WhatsApp पर अपलोड कर
दूंगी डाउनलोड करके
खा लेना !!
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"अब दादी rocks
भिखारी shocks"

!!!!!!!Haso Mat Market Me Naya He Wahh!!!!!!!

BEHAVIOUR DAY

BEHAVIOUR DAY

Apne Sare cntacts ko ye Msg kren or Unka Point Of View Janiye Apne behavior k Bare me
Ap k Khayal me Mera behavior Kesa hy?
* Educated
* Gusse Wala
* Cute
* Happy
* Romantic
* Shararti
* Loving
* Nice
* Masti
* Masoom
* Rude
* Sad
Agr 3 same rply ae to smjh jana k ap ka behavior wesa he hy! Plz reply

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Funny interview

Interview Starts..����.HR

OFFICER:- what is your name?

MUZO:- M.P sir

HR OFFICER:- In full please

MUZO:- Muzo Phiri

HR OFFICER:- your father's name?

MUZO:- M.P sir

HR OFFICER:- what does that mean?

MUZO:- Melvin Phiri

HR OFFICER:- your native place?

MUZO: M.P sir

HR OFFICER:- what's that?

MUZO:- Muchinga Province

HR OFFICER:- what is your qualification?

MUZO:- M.P

HR OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!

MUZO:- Mathematics Professor

HR OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?

MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir

HR OFFICER: meaning?

MUZO:- Money Problems

HR OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

MUZO: MP sir.

HR OFFICER: and what is that?
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality

HR OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

MUZO:- sir, how was my M.P sir?

HR OFFICER:- and what's that again?

MUZO:- My Performance.

HR OFFICER:- I think u hv an M.P

MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

HR OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!

Don't laugh alone. Send to friends.

The whatsapp song

The WhatsApp Song:
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In Tone: Tum Hi Ho (Aashiqui 2)
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Hum offline ab reh nahi sakte��
Tere bina kya status mera (2)��
Tujhse agar BLOCK kabhi ho jaayenge.
toh khud se hi ho jayenge juda��tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
Mera Status bhi, mera DP bhi,
Mera Update bhi ab tum hi ho..

Tera mera rishta hai kaisa,
Ik pal offline gawara nahi,
Tere liye Online hai rehete,
Tujh ko diya mera Waqt sabhi,����������������������
Koi lamha mera na ho WhatsApp bina,
Har page  pe he naam tera...

Kyunki tum hi ho,
Ab tum hi ho,
Zindagi ab tum hi ho,
‘Hmmmm’ bhi, mera 'OK' bhi,ab tum hi ho.

Tumhi ho... Tumhi ho...
Tere liye Online raha mein
Tere 'Last Seen' ne mujhko sambhala
dusro ke msgs ko dil se nikala
.
Kyunki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi ab tum hi ho..
'OKEY' bhi, mera 'K' bhi
Mera 'OK' bhi ab tum hi ho....
Kunki ab tum hi ho.....�������� 
Plz forward to all of urz  sweet buddy .....The WhatsApp Song:
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Jaldi frwd karo market mai naya hai

Beautiful sms

अगर जींदगी मे कुछ पाना हो तो
तरीके बदलो, ईरादे नही.
जब सड़क पर बारात नाच
रही हो तो हॉर्न मार-मार के परेशान
ना हो, गाडी से उतरकर थोड़ा नाच लें, मन शान्त होगा। टाइम तो उतना लगना ही है।


जब  बचपन  था,  तो  जवानी  एक  ड्रीम  था...
जब  जवान  हुए,  तो  बचपन  एक  ज़माना  था... !!

जब  घर  में  रहते  थे,  आज़ादी  अच्छी  लगती  थी...

आज  आज़ादी  है,  फिर  भी  घर  जाने  की   जल्दी  रहती  है... !!

कभी  होटल  में  जाना  पिज़्ज़ा,  बर्गर  खाना  पसंद  था...

आज  घर  पर  आना  और  माँ  के  हाथ  का  खाना  पसंद  है... !!!

स्कूल  में  जिनके  साथ  ज़गड़ते  थे,  आज  उनको  ही  इंटरनेट  पे  तलाशते  है... !!

ख़ुशी  किसमे  होतीं है,  ये  पता  अब  चला  है...
बचपन  क्या  था,  इसका  एहसास  अब  हुआ  है...

काश  बदल  सकते  हम  ज़िंदगी  के  कुछ  साल..

.काश  जी  सकते  हम,  ज़िंदगी  फिर  एक  बार...!!

✏जब हमारे पास चार रंगों से लिखने
वाली एक पेन हुआ करती थी और हम
सभी के बटन को एक साथ दबाने
की कोशिश किया करते थे |

जब आँख बंद कर सोने का नाटक करते
थे ताकि कोई हमें गोद में उठा के बिस्तर तक पहुचा दे |

सोचा करते थे की ये चाँद
हमारी साइकिल के पीछे पीछे
क्यों चल रहा हैं |

��On/Off वाले स्विच को बीच में
अटकाने की कोशिश किया करते थे |

������ फल के बीज को इस डर से नहीं खाते
थे की कहीं हमारे पेट में पेड़ न उग जाए |
��फ्रिज को धीरे से बंद करके ये जानने
की कोशिश करते थे की इसकी लाइट
कब बंद होती हैं |

��  सच , बचपन में सोचते हम बड़े
क्यों नहीं हो रहे ?

और अब सोचते हम बड़े क्यों हो गए ?

ये दौलत भी ले लो..ये शोहरत भी ले लो��
भले छीन लो मुझसे मेरी जवानी...
मगर मुझको लौटा दो बचपन
का सावन ....

वो कागज़
की कश्ती वो बारिश का पानी..

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Funny

Aiswariya’s Daughter Araddhya Going To Play School.. Teacher- Who Is Your Grand Father?? Araddhya- Big B.. Teacher- Who Is Your Mother?? Araddhya- Miss World.. Teacher- Who Is Your Father..?? Araddhya- No Idea Sir Ji.

Lalu and rabri

Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari. . . . . . . Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?

Amazing Paris




A girl was crying bitterly

A girl was crying bitterly.
Mom: What happened dear?
Daughter: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?
Mom: No!
Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad?
Mom: No!
Daughter: Is my nose flat?
Mom: No baby!
Daughter: Am I fat like a bulldog?
Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!
Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom?

Whatsapp chocolate day

Today is whatsapp chocolate day Send dis 2 al ur Contacts (all contacts ..no cheating) nd c wat they feel abt u...
��Silk - i miss u
��Perk - i hate u.                                        
��5star - ur a star
��Munch - ur cool
��Gems - ur sumthng special to me
��Dairy milk - i love u.
��Bournville - i cant love u but i like u
��Nutties - ur naughty
��Fruit n nut - ur my world
��Temptations- ur Attractive
��Milky bar - no 1 can replace u
��Crunch - wel wisher
��Kitkat - bst frnd
First reply me 

Amazing stone





Monday, May 26, 2014

Something precious

Really Meaningfull
Titan to Rolex

Titan : Tu bhi waqt batata hai, mein bhi waqt batata hu, lekin phir bhi teri izzat zyada kyu hai ??

Rolex : Dost....Tu "insaan ko waqt" batata hai Aur mein...
"Insaan Ka Waqt" Batata hu ...!

Duniya ke 7 such

Duniya ke  7 such
1----- aap apni ankho pe sabun nahi laga sakte.
2----- aap apne baal nahi gin sakte.
3-----aap saans nahi le sakte jab aapki jeeb bahar ho.
4-----aapne abhi abhi point 3 try kiya hey.
5-----aapko laga ki aap point 3 kar sakte ho .lakin aap sirf ek dog ki tarha lag rahe the.
6-----ab aap muskura rahe ho kyoki aap dog ke saath ullu bhi ban gay.
7 -----ab aap soch rahe ho ki apna gussa kisko forward karke nikalu.
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Boy and girls facebook status

A Girl's facebook status:
"Today I travelled in Bus after long time."
Comments On Facebook by Male friends with 70 likes:
1. Awww, so sweet..!!!
2. Maybe nextime will go together sweetie...!!!
3. Wow, I want to experience it..!!!
4. You went without me..?
5. Wonderful dear..!!!
6. Superlike..
7. Be safe in bus ha...!!!!
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A Boy's Facebook status:
"Today I travelled in Bus after a long time.."
Comments left by same Male friends with one like...
1. Haan toh saale hum kya kare..?
2. Bus yahi teri aukat hai.!!
3. Kamine ab auto mein bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya..?
4. Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar de..!
5. Usi bus ka conductor bun ja kutte.
And the best one is...
6. Ticket kharida ki nahi bhikhari? 

Interesting sms

10 friend ko send kro.
and receive interesting ans.

Mjhe k0i Q Pasand kryga?

Aur jo Answer 4 sa zeyada ajaye samjho k usi Waja sey pasand kia jata hai?

1.Bolne ka style?
2.Eyes ki wja sy?
3.Dressing?
4.Face?
5.Gap shup?
6.Zahanat?
7.Masumiat?
8.Khubsurti?
9.Sincerity?
10.smile?
11.nakhre?
12 I luv u?
13. Emotional?                                                    Fst rply me before sending

Amazing Rain




Two babies

Two babies were lying in a blanket. The 1st baby to the 2nd, "Are you a girl or a boy?"
2nd Baby: I don't know.
1st Baby: OK wait, I shall go inside the blanket and check.
After sometime, the 1st baby came out and said, "You're a girl and I am a boy"!
2nd Baby: How did you come to know?
1st Baby: It's because you're wearing pink socks and I'm wearing blue.
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...
Moral: You better change your thinking like the kids. You see, they're innocent unlike you!

Life is about


                                                   Life is about trusting our feeling,taking
                                                   Chances,appreciating the memories and
                                                   Learning from the past.

Beautiful



Amazing sunflowers




friendship


Some Amazing Sunsets


Drive Thru Tree, Sequoia National Forest


Saturday, May 24, 2014

Oil paintings





Saying

                                                     
                                             You wanna know who i'm in
                                              love with?read the first word
                                              Again.






Triple-Crossing In Richmond


Friendship Diary

Friendship Diary:
1- Name _______,
2- Nick Name ______,
3- Date of Birth _______,
4- Education _______,
5- Koi achi Aadat _______,
6- Koi buri Aadat _______,
7- Pasandeda Rishta _______,
8- Pasandeda Colour _______,
9- Pasandeda Dish ________,
10- Mujh se Dosti ki waja ________,
11- Lover Name ________,
12- Best Friend Name _______.
Reply with Truth. Plz reply i am waiting.......,

Luck Game

Question:
Luck Game
Aap Ko Is Dunia Mein
Kis Cheez Ki Bohut
Zarorat Hai.
Ek Number Select karen.
1:00
2:00
3:00
4:00
5:00
6:00
7:00
8:00
9:00
Reply Must
Answer:
1: Girlfriend/Boyfriend Ki
2: Dosti Ki
3: Dimagh Ki
4: Sache Piyar Ki
5: Shadi Ki
6: Ek Cup Tea Ki
7: Mere Jaise Dost Ki
8: Lover Ki
9: Nokrani Ki


















































































Friday, May 23, 2014

Ha Ha




Funny dogs



Amazing Guitar




Cute Birds




The Days Are Done

The days are done, thy fame begun;
The country's strains record
The triumphs of her chosen Son,
The slaughter of his sword!
The deeds he did, the fields he won,
The freedom he restored!

Though thou art fall'n, while we are free
Thou shalt not taste of death!
The generous blood that flow'd from thee
Disdain'd to sink beneath:
Within our veins its currents be,
Thy spirit on our breath!

Thy name, our charging hosts along,
Shall be the battle-word!
Thy fall, the theme of choral song
From virgin voices pour'd!
To weep would do thy glory wrong:
Thou shalt not be deplored.
                               by Lord Byron

Fact of The Life

Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U,
U dont realise it...When U realise it,
Its too late,
U always love the one who leaves U &
Leave the one who loves U...




~*~Fact of The Life~*~
A THIRD person never CREATES any MISUNDERSTANDING between TWO people.
But
A MISUNDERSTANDING between TWO people CREATE SPACE for THIRD person.

Wall-climbing mountain goats!


Amazing rock


Not love

Having a BoyFriend or GirlFriend is not LOVE
But...
Having someone in your life on whom
You have blind faith that
Even if you hurt them to the extreme
They will still hold your hand & say
"I was, I am, n I will ALWAYS be yours..."
That's Love, That's Life

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Dosti

Dosti Hoti Hai Zindagi Bitane
Ke Liye, Hum Koshis Krenge
Ise Nibhane K Liye Milna To
Abhi Nasib Nahi, Lo Sms
Kiya Apni Yaad Dilane K Liye!




Koi Koi Dost Itna Khas Hota Hai,
Nazroo Se Dur Pr Yaado Me Paas
Hota Hai, Kabhi kabhi Hi Ata
Hai Paigan Unka Par, Har Paigam
Se Apnepan Ka Ehsas Hota Hai!

Love birds




Fire Guitar




जुही की कली

विजन-वन-वल्लरी पर
सोती थी सुहागभरी-स्नेह-स्वप्न-मग्न-
अमल-कोमल-तनु-तरुणी -जुही की कली,
दृग बन्द किये, शिथिल-पत्रांक में।
वासन्ती निशा थी;
विरह-विधुर-प्रिया-संग छोड़
किसी दूर देश में था पवन
जिसे कहते हैं मलयानिल।
आई याद बिछुड़न से मिलन की वह मधुर बात,
आई याद चाँदनी की धुली हुई आधी रात,
आई याद कान्ता की कम्पित कमनीय गात,
फिर क्या ? पवन
उपवन-सर-सरित गहन-गिरि-कानन
कुञ्ज-लता-पुञ्जों को पारकर
पहुँचा जहाँ उसने की केलि
कली-खिली-साथ।
सोती थी,
जाने कहो कैसे प्रिय-आगमन वह ?
नायक ने चूमे कपोल,
डोल उठी वल्लरी की लड़ी जैसे हिंडोल।
इस पर भी जागी नहीं,
चूक-क्षमा माँगी नहीं,
निद्रालस वंकिम विशाल नेत्र मूँदे रही-
किम्वा मतवाली थी यौवन की मदिरा पिये
कौन कहे ?
निर्दय उस नायक ने
निपट निठुराई की,
कि झोंकों की झड़ियों से
सुन्दर सुकुमार देह सारी झकझोर डाली,
मसल दिये गोरे कपोल गोल;
चौंक पड़ी युवती-
चकित चितवन निज चारों ओर पेर,
हेर प्यारे को सेज पास,
नम्रमुख हँसी, खिली
खेल रंग प्यारे संग। 





By Suryakant Tripathi 'Nirala'

Funny



वसन्त आया



                                               सखि, वसन्त आया ।
                                               भरा हर्ष वन के मन, 
                                               नवोत्कर्ष छाया।

                                               किसलय-वसना नव-वय-लतिका
                                               मिली मधुर प्रिय-उर तरु-पतिका,
                                               मधुप-वृन्द बन्दी-
                                               पिक-स्वर नभ सरसाया।

                                                लता-मुकुल-हार-गन्ध-भार भर
                                                बही पवन बन्द मन्द मन्दतर,
                                                जागी नयनों में वन-
                                                यौवन की माया।

                                                आवृत सरसी-उर-सरसिज उठे,
                                                केशर के केश कली के छुटे,
                                                स्वर्ण-शस्य-अञ्चल
                                                                             By Suryakant Tripathi 'Nirala