Monday, June 16, 2014

A Sardar Went To Pizza Hut.

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

Monster fish

Sea Animal

Phone Wallpapers


                                                  Change will not come if we wait for
                                                  some other person or some other time
                                                  we are the ones we've been waiting for
                                                  we are the change that we seek.

Happiness can be found

                                                    Happiness can be found
                                                    even in the darkest of times.
                                                    if one only remember to
                                                    turn on the light.


                                                  what's worse than having an enemy?
                                                  having a friend that doesn't care.

Teacher and pappu

Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

So cute

Sunday, June 15, 2014

Great Power

                                                    With great power
                                                     Comes great responsibillity.