Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Must read

Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm)

Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)

Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm)

Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)

Boy: But why do you treat me like that??
Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am)

Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)

Boy: Ok good night dear,
i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think

Girl(typing): ohh hi dear…
Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply…
N wow darling thats a gr8 newz….
I love you a lot..
N when shall we go ? (12:05am)

Boy: (last seen 12:06am)

Girl: Baby please answer me na…
dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am)

Boy: (last seen 12:09am)

Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load..
So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am)

Boy: (last seen 12:12am)
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Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that
tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am)
Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh

Monday, November 11, 2013

Sansoo ka pinjra

Sanso ka pinjra kisi din toot jayega, Phir musafi kisi raah me choot jayega, Abhi sath hai to do baaten karlo, Kya pata kab mukaddar humse ruth jayega….

Reh na paoge

Reh na paoge bhula kar dekh lo, Yakin na aaye to aajma kar dekh lo, Har jagah mehsus hogi meri kami, Apni mehfil ko kitna bhi saja kar dekh lo…

Kitna ikhtiyar tha use apni chahat par

Kitna ikhtiyar tha use apni chahat par, Jab chaha yaad kiya,jab chaha bhula diya….. Bahut achche se janta hai wo mujhe behlane k tareeke, Jab chaha hasa diya,jab chaha rula diya….!

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Funny one


EK Pathan ek Baniye ki shaadi mein gaya.

shaadi waale ghar k 2 Darwazy the,
1 pe rishtedar dusre pe dost likha tha.

pathan, dosto wale darwaze se enter huwa.
Aagee phir 2 darwaze the,
1 pe ladies dosre pe gents likha tha.

Pathan, gents wale darwaze se enter hua.
wahan 2 or darwaze the,
1 pe gift dene wala doosre pe baghair gift wala likha tha.

pathan baghair gift waale darwazy mein enter ho gaya.

Jab dekha to pathan, bahar gali me khada tha!

Aurrr likha tha:
sharm to nhi aa rahi hogi,
Baniye ki shaadi aur free mein roti khayega ?

JA JA hawa khhaa..:

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