Sunday, June 15, 2014

International Bhikhari


Bhikhari: 100 Rs dedo bhai


Person: Arre.. tu bhikh maang raha hai ki majak kar raha hai.


Bhikhari: Bhikh maang raha hoon.


Person (angrily): tu pagal to nahi hua jo 100 Rs maang raha hai.


Bhikhari: Main ek senior bhikhari hoon.


Mera upgradation hua hai.


Pehle main 5 saal Boriwali station pe 10 Rs maangta tha.


Usake baad main 5 saal Dadar station pe 20 Rs ki bhikh maangata tha.


Abhi Colaba mein mera transfer hua hai.


Jara mere status ka to khayal karo!

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