Funny Sardar

Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket

Sardar: Give two tickets

Conductor: Why two?

Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there

Conductor: What if you lose both?

Sardar: No problem, I have pass...

Santa Singh: Banta, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

Banta: Are, woh to gaadi hai.

Santa: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

Banta: Are bhai, woh toh simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.