Sunday, June 15, 2014

Funny Sardar

Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket

Sardar: Give two tickets

Conductor: Why two?

Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there

Conductor: What if you lose both?

Sardar: No problem, I have pass...

Santa Singh: Banta, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
Banta: Are, woh to gaadi hai.
Santa: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
Banta: Are bhai, woh toh simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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